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Only a Driver by ~AdirianSoan:iconAdirianSoan:



Wow!  You sure gotta type a lot to get to this window system in this application.  But I wonder who that sad little user text file is?

I'm just some code,
Yes, I'm only some code,
And I'm sitting here in the sourecode abode,
Well it's a long compilation to the assembly invocation.
It's a long, long wait while I'm processed for generation.
But I know I'll be a program today,
At least I hope and I pray to compile,
For now just a while in a file.

Gee, file, you certainly have a lot of coding and logic.

Well, I got this far.  When I started, I wasn't even real code, I was just a perl hack.  Some users in home decided they wanted a real driver, so they formed a use-group, and they said "You're right, we need a driver."  Then they sat down and wrote me out and distributed my source.  And I became some code, and I'll remain some code until the compiler decides I'm alright.

I'm just some code,
Yes I'm only some code,
And I got as far as the sourcecode abode,
And I'll sit here and wait,
While a few key processes compile and relate,
Trying to get me compiled,
How I hope and I pray I'll compile,
For now just a while in a file.

Listen to those processes grinding!  Is all that file reading and writing you?

Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones.  Most code never even gets this far.  I hope I compile quite readily, otherwise I may crash.

Crash?

Yeah, crash in compilation.  Ooh, but it looks like I'm compiling!  Now I go to the operating system, and it tries to run me.

If it runs you, what happens?

Then I go to the CPU to be run all over again.

Oh no!

Oh yes!

I'm just some code,
Yes I'm only some code,
And if I compile and do not explode,
Well then I'm off to be processed
Where I'll wait in a queue
With a lot of other apps
For the CPU to do,
And if he runs me, I'll be a driver.
How I hope and pray that I run,
But now I haven't begun.

You mean even if the compiler says you should run, the CPU can still explode?

Yes, that's called a fault.  If the CPU faults me, I have to go back to coding and they write me again, and by that time you're so old...

By that time it's unlikely you'll be a driver.  It's not easy to be a driver, is it?

No!

But how I hope and I pray that I'll run,
But now I haven't begun.

He ran you, code!  You're a driver!

Oh yes!
©2009 ~AdirianSoan
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Author's Comments

With apologies to... whoever wrote "Just a Bill," from Schoolhouse Rock.

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...this is brilliant.

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And to read =P

...I once did a sound-off parody in my IT Essentials class in high school. It sucked though, even when not compared to this XD

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Music is life, passion is truth, technique is dead, and God is a lie.

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